Google acquires God
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MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. – September 25, 2005 – Google Inc. today announced that it has acquired God. This acquisition provides Google with God’s entire intellectual property, including the knowledge of everything that is, everything that has been, and everything that will be. Financial terms of this transaction were not released.[...]
The company made no comment on the rumours that Google Maps would be expanded to include heaven, or that Google Talk would include the new Prayer protocol, other than to confirm that both items would be PC only, although a spokesman did stress that Google hoped to extend the benefits of being able to directly plead with the saints for intercession to Mac users ‘at some point before the end times’.